《Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey》（杰克·汉迪的深刻思想）：依我看，平时出门走路老提着两个袋子装点东西是个好主意。这样一来，要是有谁说：“嘿，能搭把手帮个忙吗？”你就可以说：“不好意思啊，我两手都拎着袋子呢。”
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
“如果你去跳伞，降落伞没打开，而你的朋友们全都在看着你往下掉，我觉得这时候假装自己在游泳会是个挺搞笑的恶作剧。”——《Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey》（杰克·汉迪的深刻思想）
"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
《Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey》（杰克·汉迪的深刻思想）：依我看，平时出门走路老提着两个袋子装点东西是个好主意。这样一来，要是有谁说：“嘿，能搭把手帮个忙吗？”你就可以说：“不好意思啊，我两手都拎着袋子呢。”
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
“如果你去跳伞，降落伞没打开，而你的朋友们全都在看着你往下掉，我觉得这时候假装自己在游泳会是个挺搞笑的恶作剧。”——《Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey》（杰克·汉迪的深刻思想）
"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey